Bobbyish 

Someone who comes off slow and appears to be lost during interactions or conversations. Can, also, be used to describe an act of stupidity.

Why are you acting all bobbyish?

That was really bobbyish of you.

Bobbyish by "Salt and Pepper" March 31, 2010

Bobbyism 

It is rare that a lot of people can successfully practice this philosophy. Before one can covert to Bobbyism, they must have an IQ that is higher than that of an Asian's. To practice Bobbyism, one must follow these laws, and it is strongly recommended that one can easily relate to these laws should they become a faithful Bobbyist, and hopefully make it to the Heavens of Bobby.

The 9 Laws of Bobbyism:

1. School is the easier than your mom.

2. Never start on an assignment until the last minute. Sometimes, one (the Bobbyist) should take this literally.

3. Not studying = Passing all exams/tests/quizzes.

4. Troll daily.

5. Should one have haters, they mustn't care at all.

6. One must be a computer genius; they must know every single thing about computers.

7. One must be desensitized to even the worst thing on the internet.

8. One must visit 4Chan.org frequently, or just sit on their tush all day on the computer.

9. Success shall be obtained without effort.

1) "Hey, what's your religion?"

"Bobbyism."

*runs away quickly in fear*

2) "Did you study for your test?"

To which a Bobbyist should reply with, "Ha, studying."

Bobbyism by Mynameisblank September 29, 2012

boobyish 

Something showing too much boobs, clevage, etc.

This bathing suit is extremely boobyish

boobyish by nette April 10, 2015

bobbyfish 

The cool people within The Bot Stuff Server by the Red Mammon

Bro me and Xx_theking bobbyfish 42069_xX were doing the stuff on the server

bobbyfish by iHoverZz April 9, 2020

Bobbyism 

An action that warrants a "goddamnit bobby!"

Bobbyism can be used when one leaves his cranial on his seat and goes on to blame a whole workcenter of misplacing it.

Bobbyism by tron210 July 10, 2010

bobbyshmurdabtz 

best fortnite name ever

bobbyshmurdabtz

bobbyshmurdabtz by xcvfgbhnjk May 28, 2019

Bobbyism 

Typical happens to guys named Bobby. Usually involves doing/ saying things that no normal person would do or say. Is typically something very abstract and unusual, and when it happens your only reaction is to think “WTF” because of how weird it is.

Bobby: *Microwaves Pop-Tart.*
Evan: “Did you just microwave a Pop-Tart?”
Bobby: “Yeah, you don’t microwave your Pop-Tarts?”
Evan: “Literally no one microwaves their Pop-Tarts, a normal person uses a toaster”.
Bobby: “Microwaving your Pop-Tart is the only way to go”.
Evan: “Add that to the list of Bobbyisms”.

Bobbyism by Johnathan Bobby October 15, 2019