blurk

to spew, chuck, or to throw up.

when something is disgusting

Brett "hey guess what, that show 2 and a half men is on now.."

Kate "oh really"

Brett "yeah really"

Kate "BLURK"

by brett_pancakes May 01, 2008

blurk

Popular, conventional wisdom which may be factually right or wrong, but which loses meaning through frequent, often thoughtless repetition.

"Tommy never thinks for himself. He just repeats these blurks that he hears all day on CNN and then tries to pass it off as wisdom."

Examples of blurks:

"The Presidential election is important, but really, it's the Federal Reserve Chairman who's the most powerful man in the free world."

"We're the work hard/play hard college."

"The best thing about the Super Bowl is the commercials."

"Offense wins games, defense wins championships."

by Greg Page February 22, 2008

Blurk

A turkish person of black decent.

A: Hey is this guy black?
B: No, his mom is turkish and his dad is black, he is a Blurk

by MissionaryOfBlurk January 28, 2022

blurk

A lurker on a blog. (n)
To lurk and read a blog, but not comment (v)

I blurk on Dooce, but I am too shy to comment.

by pony March 21, 2005

Blurking

The act of playing a video game and getting a blowjob at the same time.

Chad is overthere blurking it out with Melanie while hes playing CoD

by Blurking October 28, 2015

Blurking

Logging out of a social media profile to look at someone's page that has blocked you.

My ex blocked me so now I have to go blurking to find out what she's up to.

by July 23, 2024

Blurking

When you logout of a social media profile in order to lurk on someone who has blocked you.

Because my ex blocked me, I have to go blurking in order to see what she's up to.

by Loafer Quota July 23, 2024