Definitions by Sidarthur

blum 

Adj or Adv. describing the mental state of depression which follow a bout of chronic constipation.

After 5 days without being able to relieve himself, a dark sadness swept over the man as he gave into his inability and became noticeably blum.

blum by Sidarthur January 4, 2010

brune 

to brune: verb describing the overwhelming cramping sensation in the lower abdomen that one needs to relieve his or her bowels almost immediately.

After eating at tacobells, that familiar feeling arose telling me I was about to brune.

syn: bruning up

brunery: a row of toilets typically found in a large mall or school cafeteria designed for quick access

brunage: the byproduct of bruning up.

brune by Sidarthur December 27, 2009