blum

Adj or Adv. describing the mental state of depression which follow a bout of chronic constipation.

After 5 days without being able to relieve himself, a dark sadness swept over the man as he gave into his inability and became noticeably blum.

by Sidarthur January 03, 2010

brune

to brune: verb describing the overwhelming cramping sensation in the lower abdomen that one needs to relieve his or her bowels almost immediately.

After eating at tacobells, that familiar feeling arose telling me I was about to brune.

syn: bruning up

brunery: a row of toilets typically found in a large mall or school cafeteria designed for quick access

brunage: the byproduct of bruning up.

by Sidarthur December 27, 2009