When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.
by The Singing Butler July 09, 2005
In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.
person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
by DirteeDude2 March 02, 2014
After doing her in the ass, she gobbled on the blueberry muffin.
by kintatatsu November 21, 2010
It happens every May. You come back from school only to find your female friends from high school getting fatter and fatter. The term blueberry muffin describes a girl who, despite meeting that description, continues to wear the same clothes she did in high school. If you haven't made the connection between the girl and the muffin, take a look at the part of the muffin which flops over the wrapper.
-From Collegehumor.com
-From Collegehumor.com
by Akbar42 August 06, 2004
by sexytime27 May 26, 2008
by Xela808 January 28, 2015
When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.
by Dildo Shwagins July 07, 2021