bloyos

B.ring L.ots. O.f Y.our O.wn S.tuff.

“Hey you’re all invited to my party, BLOYOS”.

by The real captain morg December 26, 2017

blogosphincter

Muscles that control the release of mental and emotional waste products from the mind into the chat room or blog site.

Dude: I have a pain in my blogosphincter.

Doc: Can you post me a sample?

by Diego Mendez March 21, 2009

Bloosters

A fancy (less common and less boring) name for the biceps of the upper arm.

Wow he has huge bloosters.

I usualy work my chest and bloosters on the same day.

Blooster development is critical for all bodybuilders.

by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009

Bloosh

A redness in the face, often referred to as blushing and represented with multiple slashes (/////) when typing

The girl and the boy were so close to each other, one began to bloosh red.
"Why you bloosh?"

by Sml Bean December 5, 2019

Blogosapien

A person or persons who, as a full time activity, post inane unfiltered information about themself and or what they think, have thought or are thinking presently on websites known as blogs.

You really need to get out of the house, you spend too much time on your blog, your turning into a turning into a blogosapien.

Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!

by gummer stumps November 24, 2010

blogosphere

A buzzword created to represent the overall bloging bloggity blog blog community. Often used by those who want to convince themselves that they are some sort of "internet professional", but instead come off as sounding completely ridiculous.

I cant believe there are people who still use the word blogosphere in sentences that are intended to sound intelligent.

by ZipZopZoobityBop September 27, 2006

blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.

Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."

by Robin Sham January 11, 2009