Blow Dried 

The act of shooting someone with enough bullets to fully exsanguinate them.

Did you hear about Tommy Two-Time? Those punks drove up to him at Wal-Mart and blow dried him. They used like three clips each and there wasn't any blood left in his body.

Blow Dried by lukta October 27, 2011

Blow-dried cow 

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.

"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"

Blow-dried cow by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020

North Korean blow drier

When you expose your own feces to another one's hair and dry it down so it gets all crusty and shit.

yeah son ima give you a north korean blow drier

North Korean blow drier by conrpaintsniff February 22, 2011

Blow drier 

A person who answers phone all day.

This guy works as a customer service and he's a blow drier.

Blow drier by Vanilla12345 October 16, 2008

California Blowdrier 

When your partner swings it around on your face after dipping it in gluten-free almond milk

I gave my wife a California Blowdrier last night, it was messy but she liked it

California Blowdrier by damianevens49 June 25, 2024

Mississippi Blowdrier 

The act of nutting on someone's face and farting on their face until the semen dries.

Johnny performed the Mississippi blowdrier on me last week

Mississippi Blowdrier by Magikpol July 8, 2025