blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon by Meach January 9, 2005

blood engorged mayonnaise canon 

Some random cunt.

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon

blood engorged mayonnaise canon by The definitionaster July 3, 2017