blonde moment

What my wife has when she puts my dinner in the oven and FORGETS TO TURN IT ON.

Her "Here, its a bit dark this night-time business isnt it"
Him "Er... obviously - you having a Blonde moment or something?"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

blonde moment

When some bitch (not blonde haired) is justifying that she is less intelligent then a fucking dog.

Tom, "Kristina doesn't know the alpbabet what a stupid bitch"

Jim, "having another blonde moment was she?"

by rob October 3, 2003

blonde moment

Any woman after good sex.

by Nitro October 20, 2003

blonde moment

when someone smart does something dumb

sorry i ran over your cat i was having a blonde moment

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

blonde moment

that's stereotypical blonde:

blonde moment: Rachel just told me I dont need to marry to a Blonde to get a blonde baby~ all babies are blonde~ is that true???

by kiddomk November 15, 2010

blonde moment

A moment that arises and passes...

One that happens when a lady orders a diner and then awaits...for the blonde to reappear to ring up? and cash out. it's almost like a blonde out at that point...

by blood user October 2, 2003

pseudo-blonde moment

When someone has a blonde moment and their hair is not originally blonde.

Kelly (not born blonde): As I was leaving for work today I couldn't find my keys. I looked everywhere in the store and even asked my friend to help me look for them. When I got to my car, I found them... I locked them in my car.

James: Haha, you had a blonde moment.

Kelly: I'm not blonde, though.

James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.

by Jimbabwe88 July 3, 2011