bored housewife trying to make meaning of her tedious life. And hey, it's not a waste of time to "be on the computer" (it used to be semi-productive in grad school) and post pictures of your kids, cupcakes, paint chips, or the dog.
If bloggers used the old technology - the phone - to tell everyone each time their kid uttered an adorable mouthful of nonsense, our society would come to a halt and we would realize that our lives are unproductive and nearly meaningless.
by rminer July 11, 2008
An antisocial idiot who has nothing better to do than to write about their totally meaningless life and present it on the internet. Bloggers are greasy-haired geeks who stink of sour ass cheese and pus breath due to their lack of tooth brushings and flossings which has led them down the road to gum disease.
Hey, look at that blogger, stinking of bad breath and sour ass cheese... what a useless geek!
Hey blogger! Merry Christmas! Here's some soap to wash your sour, cheesy ass with and a toothbrush to brush your green, pus-covered teeth with... If you use these, maybe you can get a date.
Bloggers are total losers!
Hey blogger! Merry Christmas! Here's some soap to wash your sour, cheesy ass with and a toothbrush to brush your green, pus-covered teeth with... If you use these, maybe you can get a date.
Bloggers are total losers!
by Flubba bubba boo March 10, 2005
Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 15, 2006
Someone who talks a load of shit. It takes an hour to tell you a 30 second story!!! Friends generally nod off during the bloggering, could be in a pub, cafe, on a funfair, nowhere is safe!
by Elagne Shar April 9, 2010
1)a blog maker , Some of them are self inflated , others like me try to incognito .
2)A website by google to make blogs for any purpose . EVEN PORNOS
2)A website by google to make blogs for any purpose . EVEN PORNOS
by Phatz06 April 13, 2015
1.(derived from weblogger) A person who writes in a series of journal entries on the internet.
2. Someone who has been made so stupid by things such as anime and 133t that they actually think someone wants to read about how they have nothing better than to write about themselves.
2. Someone who has been made so stupid by things such as anime and 133t that they actually think someone wants to read about how they have nothing better than to write about themselves.
Blogger Son of a Bitch:...dude...wanna read my blog?
Normal Guy: I'm strongly considering killing you.
Normal Guy: I'm strongly considering killing you.
by James "Stardust" Bond May 2, 2005