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Block of Cheese 

The act of giving a woman oral sex from behind. (It tastes good but it smells bad)
Taylor totally did the block of cheese to Chelsea last night!
Block of Cheese by theloligager November 19, 2013

Block of Cheese 

A strand of weed that originated in Akutan Alaska. known to have hallucinogenic effects mainly because of the mystery plants that were originally grown with the cheese. It is called a "Block of Cheese" because of its ability to transform different effects when smoking it when you age it.
The Block of Cheese caused me to climb to the top of my house ass naked!!!

block of cheese 

Blue balls; a vulgar term used to describe the dull pain incurred by an imaginary accumulation (and curdling of said accumulation)of ejaculate in the testes.
I haven't had sex with my girl in a while. When i do I'm gonna drop a block of cheese in that ass.
block of cheese by DarqMage May 12, 2008

national bite a block of cheese day 

on December 4th everyone must take a bite of a block of cheese
Today is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day time to bite a block of cheese.

National Bite a Block of Cheese Day 

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.
"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."

Block of swiss cheese 

A way to call someone stupid, saying they have holes in their brain, like swiss cheese
P1: vaccinations cause autism,
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese
Block of swiss cheese by SsaltTMmanN September 7, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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