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In the event one has a bowel movement so monstrous (and is unfortunately on the go, not near a public bathroom) that no other word is fit to describe the intense urgency and sheer pain it poses to the lower abdomen, blitz is used to punctuate this truly craptastic situation. It is a verb.
"I GOTTA BLITZ!"

"Is the reason you're holding my hand so hard because you have to blitz?"
by The Noon July 07, 2012
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when you and another person run to touch the door of the front seat of a car to get shot gun.
"shotgun"
"oh hell no, blitz!"
*both dash to the car as fast as you can*
by shas May 25, 2006
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to run quickly or cover a large area in a small amount of time. Usually resulting in diving on the ground and getting floorburn
the volleyball player blitzed when she dug a cross-court ball.
by 9er September 26, 2005
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When a guy is with a group of 5 or more girls and no other guys, he is said to be "blitzable". Another guy should then blitz him by tackling him to the ground.

Girls can be blitzed as well. This is not as common and is called a "party" by some.

Some people also argue that a guy only needs to be surrounded by 4 or more girls to be considered "blitzable."
Joe is sitting at a table of all girls. Someone should go blitz him!
by allowachick January 30, 2011
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n. - Shortened form of the fitness blitz.

v. - To partake in a fitness blitz.
"Want another beer?"
"No thanks man, I just started my blitz."
"Oh, just for the new year?"
"Nah, I've been blitzing since Thanksgiving"
by MEEEEE KO January 20, 2008
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To wipe out any sign that there was information there before.
I've just blitzed the pc.
by James Clark February 14, 2004
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A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.
Last night when we were having sex, I snuck a blitz on her.
by Jacob April 07, 2005
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