In the event one has a bowel movement so monstrous (and is unfortunately on the go, not near a public bathroom) that no other word is fit to describe the intense urgency and sheer pain it poses to the lower abdomen, blitz is used to punctuate this truly craptastic situation. It is a verb.
by The Noon July 07, 2012
by shas May 25, 2006
to run quickly or cover a large area in a small amount of time. Usually resulting in diving on the ground and getting floorburn
by 9er September 26, 2005
When a guy is with a group of 5 or more girls and no other guys, he is said to be "blitzable". Another guy should then blitz him by tackling him to the ground.
Girls can be blitzed as well. This is not as common and is called a "party" by some.
Some people also argue that a guy only needs to be surrounded by 4 or more girls to be considered "blitzable."
Girls can be blitzed as well. This is not as common and is called a "party" by some.
Some people also argue that a guy only needs to be surrounded by 4 or more girls to be considered "blitzable."
by allowachick January 30, 2011
"Want another beer?"
"No thanks man, I just started my blitz."
"Oh, just for the new year?"
"Nah, I've been blitzing since Thanksgiving"
"No thanks man, I just started my blitz."
"Oh, just for the new year?"
"Nah, I've been blitzing since Thanksgiving"
by MEEEEE KO January 20, 2008
by James Clark February 14, 2004
A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.
by Jacob April 07, 2005
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

