bling vag 

(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.

John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.

Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....

Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"

John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."

Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."

John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"

Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."

John: speechless

Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"

bling vag by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011

Blind Vagina 

Intoxicated, drugged or under the influence of mind altering substances causing females to have sexual intercourse and/or relations with below average male or females.

Drinking too much alcohol caused her to have a blind vagina, resulting in a below average shag for the night.

Blind Vagina by Cherry_Chick April 17, 2010

Being a Vagina 

The Act af acting winny, PMS-ing, crying, bitching, complaining, naggin, pissing- off someone, and being on metapause or Manapause. Close to words such as being a Dick or an Asshole, Douch-bag.

Man A.) "Idk what to do I'm like gonna cry"
Man B.) "Dude stop being a Vagina."
Lady A.) "Why the fuck aren't the dishes done, I'm fucking PMS-ing"
Man A.) "Why you being such a Vagina?"
Lady A.) "OMG Kelly is bitching and naggin and pissing me off all the time."
Lady B.) "Well she's being a Vagina"

Being a Vagina by RobotSinclair March 1, 2011