blind cite 

A citation to some authority where it is clear the author has either not read, or fails to comprehend on a basic level, the cited authority.

Jeff regularly cites to articles that directly contradict his premise. One could say his blind cite is 20/20.

blind cite by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017

blind cited 

Being subjected to numerous irrelevant cites or cites which are contrary to the point for which they are being cited. See also blind cite, blind citing.

In our discussion, Jeff sounded like he knew what he was talking about. However, when I checked his sources, I realized I'd been blind cited.

blind cited by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017

blindcidered 

When you drink a large quantity of cider assuming it is low in alcohol because it is light-tasting, but it is actually high in alcohol and you get drunk and subsequently hungover.

Bro-dawg, I got totally blindcidered by that Harvest's Dickens Cider last Tuesday, showed up to work 3 hours late.

blindcidered by 907miller September 19, 2016