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blazermania 

A state of mind in or around the Portland area that makes citizens go crazy for the city's only major sports franchise, the Portland Trailblazers. Often brought on by winning, but can also become apparent when the team transforms from pot-smoking, coach-insulting, dog-fighting, gun-toting hoodlums into a respectable group of charismatic young athletes.
I love the Blazers again. Blazermania is taking a hold of me!
blazermania by Spencer J. April 20, 2008
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BlazerNiner Kid 

Dousing your anus in hot sauce while performing a 69 with a she-male.
Tyson- Dude, you look rough.

Brian- Of course dude. I was BlazerNiner Kid all night with Rusty!

Tyson- Scorgasms!
BlazerNiner Kid by PMayhem October 30, 2017

Blazeraid 

n. A lighter, specifically for smoking marijuana. Generally a nice lighter (i.e, a Zippo) and not a standard Bic.
Gerry's got a tight blazeraid with him, he hasn't bought that Bic pussy shit in years.
Blazeraid by BitchesAin'tShit August 5, 2008

Blazer Tagging 

Dude we smoked 5 bowls stop at McD's then decided to hit up Laser Nation and go blazer tagging.
Blazer Tagging by MSL___ October 23, 2009
Blazer is a term commonly used at the bar scene at The University of Iowa. It is used to insult someone that looks like or is acting like a total fogie. Someone who loves public transportation, WWII, wearing two-piece track jumpsuits and Hawaiian shirts, and falling asleep watching baseball games is a Blazer. Think of Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, but just the cranky old part of him, not the totally badass part.
That guy sleeping on the bus, wearing a jumpsuit, and listening to the baseball game on his headphones is a total Blazer.
Blazer by J_Gleezy October 8, 2013

Blozzers 

A porn website based of of Brazzers. The specific genre of porn shown here is: Roblox Porn. This porn features the hottest roblox figures, and the men have the largest of dicks and muscles. Also there are many types of sex here. You have to admit that Blozzers is the go to website for Roblox Porn. I wouldn't reccomend it for people who want friends.
Guy 1: Whats ur favorite porn site?
Guy 2: Blozzers
Guy 1: Man.
Guy 2: I hate you. Though, you still have good taste.
Blozzers by Random_Definer 2.0 April 9, 2020