sapper blast

Getting butt fucked by your engineer chain of command who think they are the leading edge of warfare.

Damn, bro. Another Sapper Blast.

Bend over, here it comes again.

Maybe I’ll be able to go to real unit someday!

by Sapper Wizard November 14, 2021

blast to the past

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball

Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past

by surgarnipps69 February 7, 2021

Kame Butt Blast

When you shoot a beam after taking a dump in a public restroom after giving someone a Mississippi birdbath.

Person 1: I had a Kame Butt Blast the other day.
Person 2: You need medical help

by a kid7086789 November 7, 2022

burgler blast

The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.

Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

stone cold blast

ABSOLUTELY FUN TIME TO THE MAX.......!

Had a stone cold blast yesterday

by Airmen DAD April 9, 2022

HA-blast

a ha-blast or HA-blast (if accented) is a quick flurry of H's and A's to express laughter via netmeeting. Occurs mostly while at work to limit the time the chat window is open and limiting the chance of getting busted by the boss.

Based on the concept of a single stroke blast-beat.

anon: oh man, that hurt!
me: HAHAHAHA

also can be used in place of HA's
e.g.

anon: I just got busted by the boss
me: <HA-blast>

by MeerkatBikinis March 31, 2011

Thot-blasted

To expose to thot like behavior

Damn daniel you bout get thot-blasted wearin those white vans.

by Yoin March 2, 2018