Blaested 

adj; to be blazed and wasted.

This morning after that handle and fat face blunt I was totally blaested.

Blaested by Yo fuck you mang August 24, 2010

Get blasted! 

a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin

"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"

blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced

Get blasted! by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010

Flonger Blasted 

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

Blasted Idiot 

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

Blasted Idiot by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

Blasted Idiot 

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

Blasted Idiot by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

Turbo Blasted 

The act of shitting all over the sides of the toilet and leaving the residue for someone else to find.

Man I went to the bathromm and someone turbo blasted the toilet

Turbo Blasted by SMOKE28g January 8, 2010

blasted

when you totally stoned out of your mind.

i was blasted last night dawg.

blasted by rotten ralph July 27, 2004