A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.
"It's 10:30AM and Todd is working from home again. I swear that dude is a damn Slacksquatch."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.