Blacksquatch 

An african american sasquatch, also a complement for an expression.

A blacksquatch attacked my house the other day...
Whoa! Blacksquatch!

Blacksquatch by Diggs December 4, 2003

blacksquatch 

A star on the TV show Tornado TV

Blacksquatch was very funny in that Tornado TV sketck.

blacksquatch by TJ Hollensauce January 7, 2005

Slacksquatch 

A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.

"It's 10:30AM and Todd is working from home again. I swear that dude is a damn Slacksquatch."

Slacksquatch by CitrixGoon December 25, 2014

backsquatch 

an overgrowth of hair in or around the back area. Upper or Lower. Forming a sort of sweater vest effect.

Larry need not buy sunscreen, his backsquatch is all the protection he'll ever need at the beach.

backsquatch by Monica Wood July 20, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019