Black Ops 

Something that reduces pregnancy rates by 50%

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me, because I sat there playing Black ops all day!

Black Ops by femalegamer November 12, 2010

Black ops 

reason why most women are turning lesbian

Sally:Whats wrong.? Betty: Ugh i havent seen my boyfriend in months ever since black ops came out

Black ops by yadadamean.? January 2, 2011

Black Ops 

A video game that is addicting to teenage boys. Also the cause of the huge decrease in teen pregnacy, teen relationships, and any interaction with male from the ages 13-18. When speaking to a victim of this game, they may speak in some languge where they will say, "BK" , "Garbage" , "Noob" , "Camper" , "Hardscope", "Drop Shot", and many more.

Warnings: Keep all males in the age range of 13-18 away from this game if you want to ever speak to them again.

Jake: Hey, did you get Black Ops?
Austin: Fuck yeah im going to game it up all night.
Jake Me too, invite me!

Black Ops by Annoyed Girlfriend November 13, 2010

Black Ops 

A military term that is an operation that is either non-bearing, has neither bad nor good outcome, or no responsibility.
Known from Intelligence sections of countries to sabotage enemies, getting the honor if accomplished. But if failed, they have no responsibility, and the operator or agent is to blame.

Intel Agent Head: This mission is a Black Ops.
Intel Agent: *Shoots down Agent Head*.

Black Ops by Kay Tutan Tayo December 1, 2018

black ops 

A very effective contraception method used by teens. the cause of huge and almost instant drop in rates of new teen pregnancies (there have been 5 pregnancies confirmed since nov. 9th, 2010).

Colloquially known as black ops, the real name of the game is Call of Duty: African-American Ops.

example 1:

hot girl: "hey you, want a blowjob? ;)"

guy: "no im playing black ops. maybe later. FUUUUUUCKKKKKK goddamnit fucking hardscoper!!"

example 2:
white kid: man black ops is gona be fucking awesome!

person of african descent: you mutha FUCKA!!

black ops by MildlyUpsetManOfColor November 19, 2010

Black ops 

The best form of abstinence known to man. Give this to a guy and it's like a condom and wont ever break.

The uttermost hated thing by girls everywhere.

Sally: NOOOOOO, John got a copy of Black Ops!

Jen: Back to match.com for you...

Black ops by Bowser701 March 1, 2011

Black Ops 

A game that ruined all girls lives because boys play the game too much and dropped everything for the game. Some guys are so addicted that they play a couple of hours a day.
If you ever want to see a guy again, do not ever let him buy or receive Black Ops.

guy 1:Hey man, wanna play black ops?
guy 2:na i got a date with my girl.
guy1:break the date, girls wont be there for you forever, but black ops will.
guy2:*breaks date for black ops*

Black Ops by ohHEYihateb.o. December 30, 2010