Black Deck 

A term used for monkey penis. It is normally long to make up for the missing intelligence and common sense.

He has a big Black Deck, but they're a very stupid person.

Black Deck by HJJ I November 2, 2023

black & decker pecker wrecker 

A female with braces on her teeth.

I wouldn't let that black & decker pecker wrecker go down on me.

black & decker pecker wrecker by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

Black & Decker

The stoner survival kit.
Black = the pipe
& = the marijuana
Decker = the ignition source (lighter, magnifying glass, etc...)

Also know As: B&D

"you man you got the black & decker for the hike man"

Black & Decker by Radio-Active Vanilla Drink November 18, 2011

Black & Decker pecker wrecker 

An African American prostitute with braces

This black hooker I picked up once started to blow me and it killed. I later realized she was a Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

Black & Decker pecker wrecker by bhainchode June 25, 2009

Black & Decker Blowjob 

Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.

She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.

Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.

Black & Decker Blowjob by Rapture333 May 10, 2010

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

black decker woody wood pecker by s3333xy July 11, 2010

Back deck orangutan 

When a knuckle dragger reaches in her own sphincter and grabs some feces and throws it at you

Damn, Johnny she really got you with that back deck orangutan last night at the party!

Back deck orangutan by Sir chazzed March 4, 2022