black coffee

Straight coffee. Coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.

Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.

by barista101 July 18, 2011

Black coffee

To slap someone's soul from his/her body with your one good hand.

I Black coffee'd my disobedient son.

by South African Banter September 30, 2016

Black coffee

A form of coffee made from coffee beans without sweetener but with a dash of sophistication

Bob: Wow, you drink black coffee?
Jacob: Yes, this black coffee makes me feel rather sophisticated.

by SheSaidShoot June 16, 2016

Black Coffee

A symbol of Hate/Dislike.

Here's a black Coffee!
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?

DAN.
Oh. *runs away*

by YeetTheDave,Phil. September 28, 2018

Black coffee

Black coffee is black money that you earn illegally

Do you have a job?
Yea I make black coffee

by Ham der January 01, 2016

Black Coffee with Milk

Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another.

Example-

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)

Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”

Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.

black coffee with milk

by Quelmo Rodriguez July 01, 2010

Jacksonville Black Coffee

When a girl has diarrhea on a guys dick and then proceeds to give him oral

She was just gonna give me head, but she had to shit so it turned into a Jacksonville black coffee

by HUGEWEEEEENERSTOTHEFACEE January 08, 2011