Dangerous mixture of Blacking Out and Jacking Off

After a long night of binge drinking and chasing loose women, you somehow end up alone. You then proceed to pull out your erected penis, and during masterbation, you pass out. The next morning you wake up with your pants around your ankles and no recollection of what happened.
Dude, I think my roommate blacked off again last night! I can't find my lotion and he is passed out on the coffee table buck naked.
by Lukeasauraus March 25, 2011
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A black girl/woman with a fat ass.(booty).
look at that ass , so got a blackoff blud.
by KACI 7777jh June 24, 2005
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A way to indicate slapping someone of African American decent very hard.
"Boy do that one more time and i'll slap the black off of you!"
by Thiccsnacc December 4, 2017
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When you beat shit out a sucka nigga's ass...
When I was chillin wit my homies at the mall, some sucka nigga tried to bust so I knock the black off yo ass...
by Zachary69 April 23, 2006
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of a blackish colour with a tinge of grey; blackish.
She likes an off-black SUV.
by uttam maharjan April 10, 2011
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The act of taking a Crap; Term featured on South Park and other various shows; Comes from the fact that turds are brown and there is water in the toilet bowl
Mom: Be down in a sec honey, I have to drop some black kids off at the pool first.

Dad: Alright babe, don't take too long, because I'll be dropping black kids off at the pool when you're done.
by MC Hammer'd December 10, 2009
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the action of taking a crap or doing/fulfilling ones brown deeds
(Asian Kid goes to the bathroom for 10 minutes)

Person A: HAHA where have u been?!?!
Person B: YEA!!! WHERE?!?!?

Asian Kid: ChiLLLL, I had to drop the black kids off at the pool...

(Teacher gives Asian Kid two detentions...)
by Jew Bagel November 25, 2006
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