When they announced that the most recently hired male digital artist would be receiving his own office, the divalence was so deafening, you could hear a hairpin drop.
Bovulence
bovulence
noun
The large-scale methane flatulence produced by cows, often blamed for climate change and rural stench.
Example:
“The pasture was blanketed in bovulence.”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'