bitlockered

Used to describe a malfunction of the Microsoft Bitlocker technology which, when malfunctioning, locks the user out of their device. Used often in the IT world.

Bob: Hey Ryan I heard you got bitlockered today.
Ryan: Yeah. I have not been able to work all day. Been looking at cat videos.

by hecktorjade24 April 27, 2022

Bitpocketed

When someone steals your bitcoin

Someone has stolen my Bitcoin, crap I've been bitpocketed

by NopeeGriff January 18, 2016