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bitcher snitcher

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a person that calls the cops on his/her friends because they played a joke on that person and that person was such a bitch about it that they snitched on them.
"... mann we sure punked chris brown last night, and you know what that bitcher snitcher did? he called the cops on us.
bitcher snitcher by james j fisher January 21, 2009
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Snitches get bitches 

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The actual phrase commonly mistaken for "snitches get stitches" created to keep people from capitalizing on all the bitches you get from snitching.
Ya, heard that shit from greg on main street, i dont even care if im snitching, snitches get bitches.

Snitches get bitches 

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Contrary to popular belief, snitches accumulate massive amounts of bitches due to their never ending thirst for delivering justice.
Chad: after I reported the serial killer to the police bitches surrounded me

Snitches get bitches

Snitches are bitches 

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If you are a snitch, you must be a bitch.
Mob hitman #1: Why'd you kill him?

Mob hitman #2: Snitches are bitches.

snitches get no bitches 

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a phrase to say to a pussy ass nigga who is gonna snitch
Tyrone: hey want some weed jimmy

Jimmy: im telling

Tyrone: snitches get no bitches LITTLE NIGGA, NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
snitches get no bitches by JimmyNeuson September 18, 2018

Snitches get no bitches 

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A more modern version of "Snitches get Stitches" indicating that people who snitch or tell on others to authorities will get no "bitches" as in a female partner, and be single for all eternity.
Snitch: "I saw Jeremiah do it. he murdered the pope"
Jeremiah: "Watch it, snitches get no bitches"
Snitches get no bitches by DrBlock February 12, 2022

Snitches get only bitches 

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The only women a snitch will get are the worst ones. Similar to Snitches get stitches.
If you gave away the secret, the only women you'll get are the worst ones, snitches get only bitches.
Snitches get only bitches by Mhshah February 14, 2024
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