bitch monkey

A person who without provication continually annoys others. Someone whom repeatedly acts like a fool despite frequent criticism.

"Shut up you stupid bitch monkey!"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

bitch monkey

an insult you throw at little annoying people

Michael: mooses are cool
Matt: shut up you bitch monkey!
Michael: i love mooses
Matt: shut the f*ck up

by Matthew T February 09, 2004

bitch monkey

a relative unit of measure for speed, humidity, or emotion

wow, he's going faster than a bitch monkey!
That's drier'n a bitch monkey
get out of the way... she's angrier than all bitch monkey

by antiminimidge February 16, 2005

bitch monkey

sex slave or just a slave, someone that always does things for you when you ask 'em to,

milhouse is bart's bitch monkey

that sexy boy is going to be my bitch monkey
your my bitch monkey

by houstongirl September 19, 2009

bitch monkey

a brother's desperate, ugly, and insecure girlfriend who nobody likes

She's so desperate that she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. No one else wants her because she is so ugly. She's known as the bitch monkey.

by princess traci April 28, 2006

bitch monkey

Also known as the common racoon.

My boyfriend and I were camping and he caught a bitch monkey eating our bread.

by spinningmia May 20, 2007

bitch monkey

A very dry monkey. Also, something extremely dry.

This ham is drier than a bitch monkey, y'alls.

by ATOT March 14, 2004