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Bitch and a half 

When something is so bad, that the word bitch cannot describe it. The bitchiness is overflowing.
Man 1 - Did you see the work my boss gave me today?
Man 2 - I know, that's going to be a bitch and a half
Bitch and a half by Zack!!! June 12, 2008
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Bitch And A Half 

A phrase used to show extreme distress during the course of doing something that requires mental or physical work. Can also be used as an Adjective to describe an act of physical or mental labor.
Karina: Javier, Why are you so tired?
Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
distresslaziness

bitch and a half 

1. Someone(usually a female) who is such a complete and total bitch; mean, annoying, whiny, obnoxious, and/or just generally unpleasant to be around you.
2. A VERY large female dog.
Little Fido would never want to sleep in the doghouse with Maggie, our new German Shepheard, since she's a real bitch and a half.

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bitch and a half by Mark H October 1, 2005

bitch and a half 

more than a bitch, less than a bitch and 5/8ths and definitely less than a bitch and 3/4's...
she did what ?! WHATTA BITCH AND A HALF !

:)
bitch and a half by whatta bitchh January 24, 2011

bitch-and-a-half 

when Alicia kicked me in the testicles because I called her "fat."

you see a regular bitch would have just called me a "faggot" but being a "bitch-and-a-half" she opted to save her voice, and simply attack my manhood.
bitch-and-a-half by Andrew Banta November 5, 2005

A bitch and a half 

someone (usually a female) who is so rude, mean, or generally disliked that just plain Bitch doesn't cover it, but since they are one person, cannot be defined in the plural; Bitches
A bitch and a half by awa1019 July 28, 2005

A bitch and a half 

when some one is being so annoying, bitchy, jackassish, and difficult to the point of insanity.
"oh my lord, your being a bitch and a half right now"
A bitch and a half by Jon Sanders November 20, 2004
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