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Bitch Dave 

Bitch Dave | bi ch dayv |

Noun

1. Identified by characteristics similar to that of Bitch Dave, also known as "Jew Dave", "Jose", & "That Dave Bitch".

2. Commonly attributed with the credit of starting the pulling of the strings.

Discovered: Altoona, Pa
Yo Man Alex: Yo man, look whos coming man.

Irish : AWWWW its dat Bitch Dave!

Bitch Dave: Wud Up Craiggg.. suck my dick Craiggg?
Craiggg : is that that Dave Bitch?

Bitch Dave: You tryin to go outside?.. Smoke a Po-rt?

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bitch Dave, why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug, and don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote, cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke
Bitch Dave by Irish (Lil Irish) November 18, 2009

Bitchaversary 

This is without the darkest day in a man's life. The bitchaversary marks the exact date that a man's woman, who seems to be a faithful damsel, decides to toy around with another man's meat and swallow his brain rain, which is clearly inferior to yours. This whored out yeti then proceeds to leaving you, for a man she met less than three hours ago, which feels worse than being raped by a elephant in the sub-tropical region of Africa. The bitchaversary also normally marks the day when the honorable man sheds bro tears.
Yeah man its my fuckin' Bitchaversary
Bitchaversary by africanchild April 15, 2011

Bitchhaver 

Yo, franco is a professional bitchhaver.
Bitchhaver by Wazzupiddy April 7, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026