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Bitchhaver by Wazzupiddy April 7, 2023
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Bitchaversary
This is without the darkest day in a man's life. The bitchaversary marks the exact date that a man's woman, who seems to be a faithful damsel, decides to toy around with another man's meat and swallow his brain rain, which is clearly inferior to yours. This whored out yeti then proceeds to leaving you, for a man she met less than three hours ago, which feels worse than being raped by a elephant in the sub-tropical region of Africa. The bitchaversary also normally marks the day when the honorable man sheds bro tears.
Bitchaversary by africanchild April 15, 2011
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bitchhiker
Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.
bitchhiker by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009
bitchahertz
bitchaHertz (bHz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bHz of less than one, in the single digit millibitchahertz (mbHz) range, is desirable.
"I clocked her at 17.2bHz, stay away from that shit."
"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"
"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"
bitchahertz by mattsqz January 3, 2010
Bitchmaker
An alpha female that intentionally or unintentionally turns a beta male into her bitch. It usually occurs when a guy is attracted to the woman, but she is not attracted to him except as “just a friend”. In this situation if the woman asks the man to do a favor for her he will be glad to do it because he is still attracted to her. The woman continues to ask him to do more and more “favors” for her and he eventually basically becomes her lackey or her bitch. This is a very beneficial situation for the woman because she can use him to do things like running errands or waxing her car, but she is doesn’t have to do anything for him.
Girl 1: That guy follows Niranjana around like a puppy and does anything she says. What’s up with that?
Girl 2: Niranjana is a bitchmaker and he is one of her bitches.
Girl 2: Niranjana is a bitchmaker and he is one of her bitches.
Bitchmaker by Mr. Bickle August 31, 2010
bitcheater
bitcheater by Owyn Caropiana January 22, 2008
Bitchtamer
Bitchtamer by Turd Fergueson14 January 5, 2011
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