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BiscuitDoughJones
Slang for pockmarked midget with a cellulite dimpled ass.
To be a BiscuitDoughJones, you have to be 1) really short, 2) have a really messed up Freddy Krueger looking acne scarred face, 3) have so much cellulite on your ass and thighs that you look like a walking bag of cottage cheese.
It also helps if you have comparatively small boobies, to increase the hilarious factor. Most BiscuitDoughJoneses have attempted suicide but have not (yet) succeeded.
To be a BiscuitDoughJones, you have to be 1) really short, 2) have a really messed up Freddy Krueger looking acne scarred face, 3) have so much cellulite on your ass and thighs that you look like a walking bag of cottage cheese.
It also helps if you have comparatively small boobies, to increase the hilarious factor. Most BiscuitDoughJoneses have attempted suicide but have not (yet) succeeded.
BiscuitDoughJones by killyourselfbizkit May 9, 2008
BiscuitDoughJones
1. Biscuitdoughjones is a hatchetface skank who has a nose like a pig. Biscuitdoughjones lives in Memphis. Biscuitdoughjones is an unemployed, untalented "makeup artist" who never works and has nothing better to do than sit and type on gossip blogs all day long. Biscuitdoughjones never went to college because she was too stupid and barely graduated from high school. Biscuitdoughjones' last name is BACON, for which she was mercilessly mocked as a child, teenager, and adult. It doesn't help that she has the round, chubby face and porcine features of a third-prize winning hog, either. Biscuitdoughjones sounds like a trailer trash hillbilly when she speaks. Biscuitdoughjones has a big black moustache that she shaves every week. Biscuitdoughjones is a slut when possible, but it's gotten harder for her since the weight gain.
2. Pock-marked midget
3. looks like Lily Taylor's ugly older sister
2. Pock-marked midget
3. looks like Lily Taylor's ugly older sister
Person 1 - "I heard that Biscuitdoughjones has been committed three times and that she has to take five different pills every day just to stand being her."
Person 2 - "Well damn, can you blame her? I mean, look at her."
Person 3 - "I heard she has warts on her cooter."
Person 1 - "Hahaha..yeah."
Person 2 - "Well damn, can you blame her? I mean, look at her."
Person 3 - "I heard she has warts on her cooter."
Person 1 - "Hahaha..yeah."
BiscuitDoughJones by toodleloo May 9, 2008
Biscuitdoughhandsman
A bitch ass nigga fucking tit lickin badass of centuries of humankind. He is so fucking dank, that Gabe Newell gives him 100% off life. He's a fucking dirty dank swag bucket master, and a king. A kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. A kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. A kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Bubs: So, describe to me what the perpetrator looked like.
King of Town: Had a head like a big ol, round ol...
Bubs: Okay.
King of Town: ...red ol...
Bubs: Uh-huh.
King of Town: ...nasty ol egg.
Bubs: I see.
King of Town: And hands looked like biscuit dough!
Bubs: Uh-huh. Is this the man?
Coach Z: It was Biscuitdoughhandsman, I knew it!
King of Town: Had a head like a big ol, round ol...
Bubs: Okay.
King of Town: ...red ol...
Bubs: Uh-huh.
King of Town: ...nasty ol egg.
Bubs: I see.
King of Town: And hands looked like biscuit dough!
Bubs: Uh-huh. Is this the man?
Coach Z: It was Biscuitdoughhandsman, I knew it!
Biscuitdoughhandsman by Manuele Pepe October 10, 2017
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