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a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year
by CorrodedBeing December 23, 2004
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The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.
It isn't your birthday, it's your mom's.
by JBurton31 April 14, 2010
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The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.
Ricky: "I'm good with just staying home and watching Football..."

Family/Friends: "No! It's your Birthday! Come on, let's go out for dinner/drinks/socializing!"
by Choopies December 12, 2010
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expelled from a safe, warm environment into a cold, wicked world to live with pain, suffering, frustration, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, disease, poverty so you can die......
birth-day, birthday, birth, world, baby, hell, delivery
by psychoesthesiac July 07, 2010
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the one time of year when all the random kids from 8th grade feel like they should post on your wall because they'll be a good person. in reality, no one gives a shit.
Jane Doe posted on your wall "happy birthday (;"

your reaction: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
by justadumbhuman September 03, 2012
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