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When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.
Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.
Bird Hair by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018

My hair is a bird 

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."
Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

the hairy bird 

The thing that's used to jab at the bearded clam.
the hairy bird by hahaaa June 28, 2003

the hairy bird 

1) Like Wow, This is bad.

2) An awesomely awesome movie set in the 60s. Inventor of increadible sayings such as "None of your flopsy bunnies" and "up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush".

3) a bird that is hairy (Oh, like you couldn't figue that one out yourself!)
Example 1#

Sally: Have you seen The Hairy Bird?
Jane: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!

Example 2#

This really eats the hairy bird.
the hairy bird by Annariia March 15, 2008

hairy bird

like midnight bird hairy bird comes out every 4 hours 24/7
all the little day birds go tweet tweet tweet, hairy bird goes slap, slap, slap, slap. all the little day birds like eat ,eat, eat, hairy bird likes slap, slap, slap....

( trying to keep this one clean )
hairy bird by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026