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When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.
Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.
Bird Hair by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018

My hair is a bird 

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."
Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

the hairy bird 

The thing that's used to jab at the bearded clam.
the hairy bird by hahaaa June 28, 2003

the hairy bird 

1) Like Wow, This is bad.

2) An awesomely awesome movie set in the 60s. Inventor of increadible sayings such as "None of your flopsy bunnies" and "up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush".

3) a bird that is hairy (Oh, like you couldn't figue that one out yourself!)
Example 1#

Sally: Have you seen The Hairy Bird?
Jane: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!

Example 2#

This really eats the hairy bird.
the hairy bird by Annariia March 15, 2008

hairy bird

like midnight bird hairy bird comes out every 4 hours 24/7
all the little day birds go tweet tweet tweet, hairy bird goes slap, slap, slap, slap. all the little day birds like eat ,eat, eat, hairy bird likes slap, slap, slap....

( trying to keep this one clean )
hairy bird by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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