big dick money

n. When your dick is so big it can be exchanged for lesser commodititties.

Samuel: Last night I spent my big dick money on a one night stand with Sally.
John: Big dick money well spent right there.
Samuel: Let's just say that the economy in my pants inflated 69% over the past 24 hours.

by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016

big dick money

The money made from having a big dick. Yes, it's a job!

Omg I made $2000 from having big dick money!

by urawesomeweirdo February 2, 2016