A show on Nickelodeon. Now, lets straighten some things out.
1. They aren't gay, they're ACTING.
2. The show IS kinda shitty. (1 point for you guys who think so)
3. The songs are actually not the worst, but not the best either.
4. The dudes are really sexy as fuck, man. I'm sorry, but they truly are.
You can put thumbs down all you want. This is how I see it.
1. They aren't gay, they're ACTING.
2. The show IS kinda shitty. (1 point for you guys who think so)
3. The songs are actually not the worst, but not the best either.
4. The dudes are really sexy as fuck, man. I'm sorry, but they truly are.
You can put thumbs down all you want. This is how I see it.
Jamie: What up? U watch Big Time Rush last night?
Farrah: Yeah. The show kinda sucks, the songs aren't bad, but the only reason I even pay attention is because the guys are all sexy.
Jamie and me high five
Farrah: Yeah. The show kinda sucks, the songs aren't bad, but the only reason I even pay attention is because the guys are all sexy.
Jamie and me high five
by watch yo mutha fuckin back!!!! August 11, 2010
a show that ended almost a decade ago yet i, a high schooler, am still obsessed with. also, i sing their music in the hallways sometimes and i also scream it when i'm doing homework and this explains why i can't get a boyfriend. but you know what? i'd rather listen to the song big time rush and yell "UH OH OH OH," than have any guy. and that's on periodt.
Linda: What are you singing for the chorus solo?
Susan: yeah, have you decided yet?
Debra: well obviously i'm singing big time rush. it's not like it's even remotely lame or anything.
Susan: yeah, have you decided yet?
Debra: well obviously i'm singing big time rush. it's not like it's even remotely lame or anything.
by liltoast March 10, 2020
I got roasted for 20 minutes in class today when my headphones fell out and everyone heard me listening to Big Time Rush
by Cassisemo January 12, 2019
A bunch of retarded gay guys that think they can get girls. Also think skinny jeans fedoras are the height of cool. Enjoy singing about being big superstars even though most peoople don't know their name, and if they even do its for being such cock sucking losers. Destroyed Nickeloden along with the shows True Jackson VP, Neds Declassified School Survial Guide, Drake and Josh, and Zoey 101.
retarded little boy- OMGEEE!! Did you see the new episode of Big Time Rush???? It was AMAZINGGGG!!!!
sensible person-*slaps little boy* don't ever say that again you retarded cocksucker lover.
sensible person-*slaps little boy* don't ever say that again you retarded cocksucker lover.
by peoplewhohateyou August 20, 2010
Big Time Rush for Beginners.
The biggest assholes on the fucking planet, from left to right: Carlos, James, Kendall, Logan.
Carlos Pena Jr., aka Latin Thunder. Actually, nobody calls him that, I just made that up. He may seem like an innocent motherfucker with that precious grin and those big brown eyes and his overuse of exclamation marks, but no. He’s an asshole.
James Maslow, aka the Token Jew. It’s easy to see why this flawless motherfucker is an asshole.
Kendall Schmidt, aka that stoner kid who somehow got into a boy band. He’s such an asshole there aren’t even words as to why.
Logan Henderson, aka that Texan kid that thinks he’s black and can’t spell worth a shit. This fucking asshole is a smug motherfucking asshole. The end.
The biggest assholes on the fucking planet, from left to right: Carlos, James, Kendall, Logan.
Carlos Pena Jr., aka Latin Thunder. Actually, nobody calls him that, I just made that up. He may seem like an innocent motherfucker with that precious grin and those big brown eyes and his overuse of exclamation marks, but no. He’s an asshole.
James Maslow, aka the Token Jew. It’s easy to see why this flawless motherfucker is an asshole.
Kendall Schmidt, aka that stoner kid who somehow got into a boy band. He’s such an asshole there aren’t even words as to why.
Logan Henderson, aka that Texan kid that thinks he’s black and can’t spell worth a shit. This fucking asshole is a smug motherfucking asshole. The end.
Big Time Rush
Carlos Pena Jr.: He moves his hips like he’s getting paid, and that raspy, smooth voice of his will have your panties dropping before you know it.
James Maslow: He’s prettier than you are, just accept it. He’s got the face of an angel and the body of Adonis, and although he may seem totally humble and adorable in interviews and things, he’s just as big of an ass as the rest of them. His voice is perfection in audio form, and he can belt it like Whitney. He wouldn’t even have to ask.
Kendall Schmidt:He’s not the best dancer but damn if he can’t move his hips and do those pelvic thrusts like he’s been doing it all his life, and his voice isn’t the conventional “boy band” voice but fuck can he sing. Once he locks those bright green eyes with yours and flashes you that mischievous smirk that shows off those fucking dimples, that’s all it would take.
Logan Henderson: He’s awkward as hell when he dances but somehow manages to make it look sexy as fuck, and he has this accent that has your heart melting at how Southern he is, and his voice is raspy and light at the same time. This jackass knows all it would take is a flirtatious wink and a big, dimpled grin and you’d be naked before he could say, “Hey there cutie pie.”
In short, get the fuck out while you still can. They’ll ruin every expectation you’ve ever had in a man.
-coming from a 22 year old woman
Carlos Pena Jr.: He moves his hips like he’s getting paid, and that raspy, smooth voice of his will have your panties dropping before you know it.
James Maslow: He’s prettier than you are, just accept it. He’s got the face of an angel and the body of Adonis, and although he may seem totally humble and adorable in interviews and things, he’s just as big of an ass as the rest of them. His voice is perfection in audio form, and he can belt it like Whitney. He wouldn’t even have to ask.
Kendall Schmidt:He’s not the best dancer but damn if he can’t move his hips and do those pelvic thrusts like he’s been doing it all his life, and his voice isn’t the conventional “boy band” voice but fuck can he sing. Once he locks those bright green eyes with yours and flashes you that mischievous smirk that shows off those fucking dimples, that’s all it would take.
Logan Henderson: He’s awkward as hell when he dances but somehow manages to make it look sexy as fuck, and he has this accent that has your heart melting at how Southern he is, and his voice is raspy and light at the same time. This jackass knows all it would take is a flirtatious wink and a big, dimpled grin and you’d be naked before he could say, “Hey there cutie pie.”
In short, get the fuck out while you still can. They’ll ruin every expectation you’ve ever had in a man.
-coming from a 22 year old woman
by MayITouchYourFox June 15, 2012
The act of standing up too quickly, forcing a feeling of lightheadedness followed by a pyroclastic flow of shit in your shorts. This term is commonly referred to as a BTR.
"I was in my office when I had a BIG TIME RUSH!",
"When the verdict was passed I experienced a Big Time Rush.",
"When I was late for work I had a Big Time Rush.",
"While working the front counter at McDonald's I suffered a Big Time Rush.",
"I've been diagnosed with BTR."
"When the verdict was passed I experienced a Big Time Rush.",
"When I was late for work I had a Big Time Rush.",
"While working the front counter at McDonald's I suffered a Big Time Rush.",
"I've been diagnosed with BTR."
by Sketch Oregano MkMannis December 25, 2012
When your mother or BFF knowingly and deceptively invites her non inappropriate friends over when you’re going through some shit and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones... she may as well have bent me over
by Screwed big time May 22, 2020