Like this if you have a big penis, dislike this if you have a small penis, and do nothing if you have a micropenis.
How big is your penis? Read the rules alive.
by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020
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when a mans penis becomes hard big purple and juicy
"jacks penis became big juicy purple penis after he fucked nick last night"
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Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.
Dexter: Bro I just got to level 138 on Runescape!!!!!
Paul: Wait, how big is your penis?
by The B Master March 6, 2011
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What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime
John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now
by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020
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Joe: I love big ol' penis in my mouth!
Obamna: gay.
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