How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.
To royaly screw up on; having little politicalknowledge; having the ability to make incoherent rants about multiple unrelated subjects; statement can also be followed with the word FAIL.
John you left that $200 on your carseat with the doorsunlocked and someone broke stole it. You really Burked that up, FAIL.