berked up 

To experience a feeling of deep yearning or longing for someone you’ve never spoken to.

“Ever since I saw that girl in my chemistry class I’ve been berked up.”

berked up by waffle0819 August 16, 2024

Beaked Up 

to have snorted cocaine

dont go near him, he's all beaked up

Beaked Up by un-known-name January 10, 2009

Beaked up wank 

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.

How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep

Beaked up wank by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020

Burked Up 

Sudden physical arousal while taking an AP calculus final.

Student 1: Oh shit man how do I integrate this I am burked up right now
Student 2: Oh you just use U-sub….. oh man im burking up right now ;)

Burked Up by Owen’sashyknees May 4, 2024

Burked that up 

To royaly screw up on; having little political knowledge; having the ability to make incoherent rants about multiple unrelated subjects; statement can also be followed with the word FAIL.

John you left that $200 on your carseat with the doors unlocked and someone broke stole it. You really Burked that up, FAIL.

Burked that up by jaxbro100 April 6, 2009