Benjamin Franklin's coffin 

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.

Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.

Benjamin Franklin's coffin by twixsmoker April 4, 2025

Benjamin Franklin Middle School 

A dallas school that is alright but still gets the job done ya know,...ITS an ok school but if you want a "clean" school then dont come here becuase its just a bunch of ghetto kids tryna look cool by wearing expensive stuff even though they live in rusty old dusty apartment that only listens to rap music...but still an ok school

Benjamin Franklin Middle School is ,..... i cant say because its a christian minecraft server

Benjamin Franklin Middle School by Tony Shaboni January 31, 2018

benjamin franklin middle school 

A public school that takes things way to seriously. They can't even figure out how to deal with bottle flipping so they ban it. Teachers are okay but like it's all annoying. Known to be one of the best school districts in New Jersey, they still have no idea how to set up a school. Cliques and shit are way to desperate and the students are rich kids that don't know how to appreciate Ridgewood so they bash it and go to New York for smoothies at that rich ass sugar factory.

Person 1: "you go to bfms?"
Person 2: "ya exactly, I listen to people talk shit about shattering dreams with alcohol and shit." Benjamin Franklin middle school

benjamin franklin middle school by Pseudonymcreator December 10, 2016

Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...

Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Benjamin Franklin 

One of the 'Founding Fathers', Ben Franklin was a well-known author, statesman, poet, musician, and inventor. Franklin was responsible for some of the most important features of the Constitution. Some of his accomplishments include:

* Inventor of Floam

* Paula Abdul's first dance instructor

* Amish Rake Fighting (scored 27 kills, 83 maims in first season)

* Known to place 'whoopee cushions' under Madison's seat during meetings

* Porked 1275 women during his lifetime

* Was able to leap tall buildings with a single bound

* Often dressed as a pregnant nun and walked through the streets shouting, "Come and get it, fellas!"

* Once walked into Congress after a night of heavy drinking and opened fire with his AK-47

* Liked to play with puppies

* Held regular staring contests with his neighbors

* Tried to have Hillary Clinton drawn and quartered

* Had girly-hippy hair

* Advertises on the $100.00 bill with a frowny face

* Prone to depression and extreme violence

* A Taoist-anarchist

* Hated tuna casserole

Benjamin Franklin was a bad-ass.

Benjamin Franklin by Glastonbury Dex January 5, 2009

Benjamin Franklin 

To scour the internet to prove a worthless point in a vindictive manner.

He said they didn't ship to Oregon. I looked it up on the internet and Benjamin Franklined his ass.

Benjamin Franklin by stackus January 20, 2009

Benjamin Franklin 

Man, if only there was cocaine back then...

And so Benjamin Franklin rose his arm above Madison's head.

"You must be this tall to be president"

Followed by tears, tiny tears.

Oh, and John Adams screams like a girl.

Benjamin Franklin by AJDL;SDJ;LS August 21, 2011