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Bentzened 

A state of drunkenness in which all hope and all dignity is lost. People in this state tend to whip their hair back and forth, attempt to make out with everyone, take their shirts off randomly, and almost always pee the bed, but the bed is usually not theirs.
Im gonna get all Bentzened tonight!
Bentzened by kickinass April 25, 2011
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Bout to be bendered 

To getting ready for, getting to it or almost to be drunk.

In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.
"hey imma have to go imma bout to be bendered.
Bout to be bendered by FUortiz August 25, 2009
Definition 1 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but stands you up because of some lame excuse.
Definition 2 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but is way later than what they originally told you.
example 1 I got bendered by Mark today at the trailhead.
example 2 I bendered hard this morning
Bendered by awgi October 4, 2018

Brendened 

when your talking to someone and another person comes up to them, and they stop paying attention to you and start listening to the other person.
Person 1: ...so I told that bitch like you don't even come here thooo and she-
Person 2 walks up: *says something unimportant*
Person 3: Bro thats crazy
Person 1: Are you even listening to me

Person 3: I'm sorry I'm more interested in what he has to say

(In this example person 1 got Brendened)
Brendened by Trevor worshiper January 19, 2020
Did you hear Jason got (bendered) last night by Stripper?
Bendered by BlackLung09 September 30, 2021