ben and jerrys

When your boyfriend dumps you, when you catch him cheating, when you're feeling overly depressed, when you're feeling sorry for yourself, when no one will listen, when you're cat gets run over, or when you just simply want some ice cream, Ben and Jerrys will always be there for you. Always.

Fuck diamonds, Ben and Jerrys is a girls best friend.

ben and jerrys by amy, yo August 23, 2007

ben and jerrys

An orgasm in a tub. Great for a girlie night in and fantastic for sorting out bad moods! Phish food is the best

God, I'm in a bad mood. Pass me the ben and jerrys

ben and jerrys by Beth January 15, 2004

Ben and jerrys

Usually what girls eat while watching the notebook.

Girl: Ugh, he cheated on me..I need Ben and Jerrys.

Ben and jerrys by Cool777 July 27, 2009

ben and jerrys

A gay sex position in which one man is passionately fucked by the other man while eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

Dude, Tim and I tried ben and jerrys the other night. And I'm not talking about the ice cream.

ben and jerrys by Kappa Beta Jerry's March 1, 2017

ben and jerrys special 

when you put whipped cream or other ice cream toppings on a penis then have someone lick it off

guy:that ben and jerrys special felt so cold but so gooooood

girl:i know

ben and jerrys special by marshwallow June 14, 2011

ben and jerry ice cream 

A very tasty brand of ice cream.

Do not be confused by all the imitators:

1)hagen dazs

Ben and Jerry ice cream has been around since the seventies
and some flavors include cherry garcia, vanilla, chunky monkey and many more.........Ben and Jerry Ice cream has just started creating organic flavors for all you tree-huggers out there....or for anyone who wants to stay healthy.

guy 1: let's go get some ice cream
guy 2: where are we?
guy 1: vermont
guy 2: then let's get some ben and jerry ice cream'
guy 1: okay, but you're paying, because you still owe me ten bucks
guy 2: you asshole
guy 1: just pay you son of a bitch
guy 2: what ever.....

ben and jerry ice cream by candycanes384 June 11, 2008

ben and jerry’s ass blaster 

A condom filled with frozen ice cream.

Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.

ben and jerry’s ass blaster by Tarrarę March 16, 2021