belly crawler 

This a stereotype or type of person. A person who may have once rode a wild horse or was a teacher. this person is often reffered to as a rhino or cougar. broke due to constant overindulgence . borrow or mooch when in need of something. has bad credibility or committing to some of their word. said to be a liar at times. usually works part time . many belly crawlers work at night because its said to be less stressful, more relaxing. also known as the lowest of the lowest form of a person. scum or one who back talks others. this type of person may bicker or flail for fun or both. this type of person is often a collector of things. partakes in weekly meetings if chairman is present. likes a good boast/conversation. Always on time but work performance does match their attendance shown. this type of person is a belly crawler.

"the chairman is gone today, what about the safety meeting he told us to attend. anyone got 20 bucks? Ill pay you back. The gal with the black hair is expecting me and I need something. ill be back later." person leaves to see the gal. after the person leaving someone says "that person borrowed money from me never paid back but still had means to pay others back. promised me repayment months ago. now its almost new years. They are being such a belly crawler. doing exactly what they claimed not to idolize."

belly crawler by nightshifters of chairman bob December 29, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012