The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.
*fat gurl walks by*
me: daym that gurl got a case of belldootiedew
you: whats belldootiedew?
me: when her belly stick out more than her bootie do.. hahah
A metrosexual male who is paranoid all the time, wears a fanny pack, and totally digs sweatpants that have words like "booty" or "juicy" emblazoned on the posterior aspect of said sweatpants.
Person 1: "I went to the mall today and the only thing I could find were douches, bidets, and Bellittieres."