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Bell Hop 

Male Version: Upon receiving oral sex from a women, the man informs the lucky lady that he is about to bust. He then advises the women to open her mouth. Once her mouth is open, he proceeds by firmly grabbing her exposed tongue and pulling it down as hard as he can, in the meantime yelling, "Ding, ding, ding! Room Service!" All of which is done in the process of ejaculating. Note: It is crucial that every time you blurt out the word "Ding" you must initiate a subsequent downward pull on the woman's tongue. The man may instruct her to wear a butler outfit if he sees fit. Other props such as a carrying tray complete with an assortment of food dishes is also acceptable. Female Version: A women is performing oral sex on a man. Upon hearing that he is about to ejaculate, she grasps both testicles in her right hand and yanks his junk in a downward motion as hard as she can. She may yell out, "You rang?!" for effect purposes.
Example- Dude 1: "Hey man you'll never believe this. I met up with this babe last night and I Bell Hopped the Hell outta her! But the best part is, she can't talk anymore either! I'm thinking this one is a real keeper." Dude 2: "Sweet."
Bell Hop by ~ZaR~ February 26, 2011
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bell-hopping 

When a girl goes to straddle a man, only to hold herself just above his member, occasionally pressing the opening of her vagina against the tip of his penis before coming up again.

The practice can be traced back to ancient Japan when such practice was a common place pre-sexual teasing process.
Jonathan blamed his quick performance in the bedroom on a five minute act of bell-hopping performed by his girlfriend.
bell-hopping by Ckhemikal July 13, 2014

bell hopper 

kelly was being a lil BELL HOPPER fucking with johnny and then going to billy house to get more dick, then after she went to billys house she called up his friends and got somemore dick.
A person who is attracted to people with emotional baggage.
He's always going for girls with self-esteem issues and family problems. He's such a bellhop.
bellhop by Womanana May 4, 2008

Emotional Bellhop

(n) A person who manages to carry a large amount of emotional baggage with them to any situation and expects a gratuity after dumping the aforementioned baggage on you.
We couldn't be friends after the relationship was over beccause she was an emotional bellhop.
Emotional Bellhop by S Lucky March 14, 2007

sea-going bellhop 

Derogatory reference to a United States Marine. Commonly a reference to a member of "MARDET", the Marine Detatchment that is present on some Navy ships. MARDET personnel perform duties as sentries, security, orderlies, provide an honor guard for special occasions, and provide the nucleus of the ship's landing party among other things.

Sea duty is one of the oldes traditions of the Corps, so this is a good epithet for starting a fight with any Marine (not just MARDET), esp. if said with plenty of sarcasm. Bring your own trauma surgeon.
Sailor - "Check out that fuckin' Sea-going Bellhop over there thinkin' he's all hot shit. I bet he...."

*Marine decks sailor*

Sailor (through shattered teeth) - "Corpsman up!"
sea-going bellhop by USMCG_Spyder January 1, 2006
1.) A worker at a hotel who takes your bags up to your room for you.

2.) A hotel worker who presses the buttons on an elevator so you can get to your room.

3.) People that work at the Walt Disney World attraction Tower of Terror. Usually old and creepy.

4.) People that work at the Disneyland attraction Tower of Terror. Usually young and self-absorbed.
1. Bellhop, take my bags!
2. Bellhop, take me to my room!
3. Wow, did you see that bellhop? He was creepy!
4. Man, I hate those bellhops. They all think they are so cool but they are really a bunch of cock suckers.
Bellhop by Floosiew January 7, 2006