baconkissed 

Used to compliment or support another person's comment.
Synonymous with, "Well said!" or "Hear-Hear!"
Typically used when an added comment enhances or is even funnier than the original statement.

Based on the principal that everything tastes better with a 'kiss' of bacon.

Originated by Uecker on ruminations.com

randy: "I bet morning breath led to the invention of the 69"
jen: "I think you have it backward"
aaron: "baconkissed!"

baconkissed by Tantrums August 29, 2009

blonkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the Prom but when he went in for the smooch, he blonkissed and sprained his knee.

blonkiss by LittleSpicy November 8, 2017

behonkus 

(noun) A cutesy euphemism for "butthead".

(antonym) A nice, reasonable person.

"Wow, that client is jerking us around . He is such a behonkus."

behonkus by Jo is not a behonkus April 17, 2008

bohonkis

a hick way of saying a womans big ass

1.damn did you see that bohonkis shakin?
2.that girl right there has the biggest bohonkis.

bohonkis by G-quee June 25, 2006

Behonkus 

"Behonkus" means butt

"Is this whole war on drugs really worth the human cost of me spending another minute with this behonkus?"

Behonkus by evanhansenscast November 18, 2023