Beetleweed
"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
Beetleweed by BIGOSGSM July 31, 2008
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