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n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.
"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"

"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."

"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."

"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"

"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
by BIGOSGSM April 03, 2006
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Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.
Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.
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n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.

"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"

"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."

"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."

"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"

"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
by Big O SM SG March 16, 2006
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