beer muscle 

See beer muscles, in particular first definition.

The participants of stupid and dangerous acts of male bravado are often aided in these acts by their beer muscle

beer muscle by Anon October 19, 2004

beer muscle 

Beer muscle is the overly fat midsection resulting from excess beer consumption. Most often used in conjuntion with a brand name beginning with the letter "M".

Bob has an enormous Beer Muscle. also Bob has an enormous M(brand name) Muscle.

beer muscle by Seymour Beaver September 27, 2006

Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.

"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"

Valentines Beer Muscle by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017

beer muscles

n. false bravado; Dutch courage; the powers one imagines one has after one has consumed 19 pints of beer.

Man1: I'm a gonna go and pick up that incredibly hot girl over there - the one who's sitting with that huge looking footballer.
Man2: Whoa, haven't your beer muscles grown!

beer muscles by nofntalent April 12, 2004

beer muscles

when u drink a lot of beer and get hammered. then think that your the toughest guy ever and try to fight everyone

your drunk! ya but i have beer muscles!

beer muscles by miketrudat June 1, 2010

beer muscles

When one has consumed too much alcohol and is convinced he can fight any one or lift any heavy object.

Nigga 1:"Tray was trippin last night, man. He drank 3 forty onces and smoked 3 blunts and tried to fight 2 big ass nigga's who been smart eye'in him the whole night!"

Nigga 2:"You right, you right. Nigga had beer muscles! One dem nigga's is a linebacker for Virginia, that nigga was a mob beast niggy for sho'.I'm juz glad Tray pulled a hernia befo' the fight even started so no fight went down. Nigga thought he could pick up a 50 inch plasma and toss it at a nigga like a baseball, he perp."

beer muscles by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 26, 2006

beer muscles

what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.

Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?

Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner...

beer muscles by S squared June 19, 2012