beehivers 

A group of socially retarded people that go to the behive on the corner of 14th & Carson in Southside Pittsburgh. Known for their gothic makeup and tight black pants (both guys and girls) beehivers strive for social acceptance when what they really need to do is get a job and do work.

"Hey, Rick those god damn beehivers are walking down the street, tell them to get a job"

"Hey, you beehivers get a job!"

Response: "But I have no social interaction skills"

beehivers by Productive Resident February 5, 2010

Cement Beehive 

1. A large city with lots of people and traffic.
2. A big office or apartment building with 24/7 activity

As my vacation was coming to and end, I realized that it was time to go back to the Cement Beehive

Cement Beehive by Quilly The Porcupine April 22, 2009

Stick Your Dick in a Beehive 

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.

When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."

Stick Your Dick in a Beehive by dgull December 26, 2013

Beehive Betty 

A middle-aged female,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who is very old-fashioned yet wears more red lipstick & blue eyeshadow than a hooker,can't make a decision without a man,talks so slow that you'd have time to take a nap before they even finish one sentence,carries a huge purse nearly as big as their husband's '71 Oldsmobile,spends hours in a local 'mom-&-pop' beauty shop having their hair teased about 9" high,gossips constantly and over-uses phrases like "oh,dear!","I swear!",and "I do declare!",uses enough Aqua Net hairspray to destroy the ozone layer,and is usually married to a Dead Elvis whom she met in high school back in '59.(see Dead Elvis)

"My aunt Doris is a real Beehive Betty,she says 'dear,swear,and do-declare' at least 5 times a minute,and spends all day at Lucille's Beauty Shop!"

Beehive Betty by sns21274 July 3, 2009

chocolate beehive 

The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.

"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."

chocolate beehive by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Buzzing around the beehive

To do something extensively to try and get something done.

"Dave, have you seen my meds? I've been buzzing around the beehive just to find it."

"Nope. That's on you, John"

'Damn."

Buzzing around the beehive by Smaher The Great October 28, 2015

raw dog a beehive 

Intercourse without a condom with a beehive

I'd rather raw dog a beehive than have sex with her.

raw dog a beehive by JRCC November 29, 2011