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Beef Dick 

An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.

Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)

Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!

I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
Beef Dick by Piss House March 28, 2022

Beef stew dick 

When you pull your dick out of a filthy street-whore's dirty ass and it has chunks of shit on it which resemble beef stew.
Dirty Hobo: I pulled my dick outta that whore's ass and and it looked like it had beef stew on it; a beef stew dick!
Beef stew dick by Dregmaster August 22, 2006

dick beef 

when two men (usually friends) have conflict with each other over liking the same girl
A: whatsup with steve and chris? i thought they were friends but they havnt talked at all tonight

B: yeah, theyre having some dick beef over that girl tasha, they both liked her but she chose chris so steve is mad.

A: he'll get over it
dick beef by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

roast beef and dick cheese sandwich

n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!
Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

beefdick 

something interesting or in style. words with similar meanings: hot,cool,tight etc..
yo that shit was beefdick bro!

nah man... that aint beefdick.
beefdick by homothugalish December 28, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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