Beed

Another way of saying a Bag of Weed to disguise from cops, parents, or any other enforcement.

Jim - Hey you got some smoke?

Aaron - Yeah! The beed is in my pocket.

Jim - Very Niiiiice!

by MasterLee69 March 20, 2011

Beed

To pee while you're on your period, to bleed and pee at the same time.

Brooke beeded her pants his morning but we all thought it was just a leak.

by oof.net June 1, 2018

Beed

A soft drink that provides the drowsy feelings of alcohol and substances such as weed, as-well as forcing the drinker to orgasm uncontrollably for hours on end.

“Have you tried beed?”

“One time when I drank beed, the orgasm lasted 2 whole days!”

by BeedLover November 3, 2022

Beeded

When your drunk off beer and high.

Yo, I was "beeded" at that party last night!

by g5369 February 8, 2009

Beed

Taking a hit of weed holding it in and drinking a beer

“Holy shit Krista just did that beed “
“Bro the was a fat beed”

That beed fire

by Dabdaddyyy August 7, 2018

Famden Beed

Popular term in the meme community. A term of endearment meant for a good friend...

A brother: Oi famden how you been hanging dawg.

Another brother: Not bad my Beed. Catch you on the flip side.

Third brother: My Famden Beeds are my brothers you feel?

by Soddenbean345 February 1, 2018

Upper Beeding

A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.

The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.

Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.

by JimmyJimJimJimJim February 25, 2012