Bed

A device used for recuperating lost stamina invented by Nyl during the Dark Ages

I'm going to destroy you on the bed tonight honey

by Nelnel68 June 4, 2018

Bed

Where bad things happen.

kid:mommmmmm
Mom: don't come in the bedroom

Kid: i'm still coming

Kid: ( enters) sees dad fucking mom
Mom: oh oh

Dad : wanna join?

by poopidy scoop January 9, 2020

Bed

To bed someone (to fuck) Used in United Kingdom, common.

Do you want to bed me?

by DSXTREME February 1, 2012

bed-in

a sex session in which several partners take part.

Let's have a bed-in.

by uttam maharjan March 14, 2010

Bedding

the acting of shoving you finger up your bum and masturbating to create a sense of gayness.

"oh man last night i gave myself the biggest bedding"

by charles dickons November 24, 2011

no- bed

a tramp using the kirb as a pillow and newspaper as a cover

omg u stupid no- bed

by clur May 12, 2005

Bed

The place you go to be un-ston'd in the morning..

Guys go to BED or we'll be ston'd in the morning

by Jamal Omegle March 18, 2011