Beaver Pleaser

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The act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment "bros before hoes". Beaver Pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the bastard committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls.

You are a Beaver Pleaser if you: Ditch your guy friends to hang out with a girl, speak of mean things about your guy friends to a girl, tell your guy friend's girlfriend the things he says behind her back (disrespectful or otherwise), complete a task asked of you by a girl (feminization or even defriending someone), are the person known as Brock Anders (Huntingdon home grown or otherwise).

Beaver Pleaser by Ham Burger Eddy May 15, 2010

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beaver pleaser

A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.

Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.

Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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