A name for a person who is both innocent and youthful. Typically, they may have some humorously dainty physical qualities, such as long straight hair. They will also have personality traits which give off a naive, scared, or confused sentiment. These can include extreme shyness, quietness, or the state of being a virgin. However, they are usually very happy, and very joyful to be in this state. At the same time, they are usually entirely oblivious of being a beautiful boy.
NOTE: This term is NEVER to be used in a sexual sense. In fact, there is nothing less sexual in this world than a beautiful boy.
As a very religious man who could have any woman in the world but is still a virgin, Tim Tebow is a beautiful boy.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.